It’s much cheaper (and better for psychological conditioning to the Policed States of America) to just hire the cheapest community college dropouts with a pant size bigger than their IQ than it is to attract, train, and maintain a respectable (read: “for the community”) police force. If the US adopted similar requirements for their police as a country like Germany, I’d imagine we’d lose well over half of our force instantly, with most of the rest quitting soon after being asked to not shoot people at the first sign of noncompliance.

Literally every other police force in the world could handle some untrained bloke with a pocket knife, ditto for a pair. They do it every day.

But no, the solution here is to never have a system in place where the people catching fare jumpers are the same mentally unstable domestic abusers who are given a carte blanche to kill anyone who does anything less than kiss the ground they walk on

Imagine killing three people over a $2 subway fare and parading around the city like you’re anything other than a domestic terror force

You can say drugs. It’s the internet.

Instinctively downvoted Meloncuck’s face. His fans are without a doubt the worst force in the music community. I’ll take a hundred Swifties before I have to deal with another Fantano stan trying to talk about fucking Carly Rae Jepsen with me in the pit before a show starts. Awful. Awful. Awful.

“Dr*nk driver” is a slur, we prefer “driver who drinks.” And it’s only a couple beers to get the shakes down before I get on the road and a couple of road beers as needed if they come back

When I was younger I’d always make sure to toss a beer can straight at the windshields of those jerkasses. Always had plenty rolling around in the foot wells. Might just have to start doing that again as long as automakers keep shipping out cars with the head of Helios shoved into where the headlamps are supposed to be

You’ve never worked retail, have you?

Maybe my comment was a bit rude but please don’t teach your daughter to instantly distrust people based on their gender. That’s a recipe for undersocilization that’s going to fuck her up for a long time

Your daughter’s going to ignore your calls when she’s in college lol

Edit: … if she’s asleep! Stay safe yall and hug your family members

White, 29-year-old, recent divorcees are in shambles.

Re: your question

A Ford econoline is probably your best bet. They’re ugly as sin but they made about four billion of them so parts will always be available and cheap. The zesty (and slightly harder to find / more expensive) answer is a Chevy Astro/GMC Safari AWD van. Neither one will come with a roof rack but aftermarket ones can be found in abundance and cheap.

This is deplorable. I love you

Nah, just T5 swapping something. Turns out Aerostar driveshaft is almost a perfect slot-in for a Volvo 940 Turbo

I need one of these for the drive shaft lol

Is your username a good place reference?

Former server, but still: no-tippers stung for about five minutes but I almost always forgot about them by the end of the night. The only times I’d remember if someone didn’t tip was if they’d made a fuss beforehand, but if you were quiet and just didn’t leave a tip, I’d assume you just didn’t have the money and forget about it.

Most servers won’t tell you this, but they’re usually making several times over what they’d realistically be getting for a wage (think $20-$50/hr on a given night). One table isn’t killing them.

Tipped employees generally make way more than anything they’d realistically get on a wage but yeah counter staff gets the worst of it. Shitty wages and they have to deal with people like me who specifically ask where’s the “no tip” button on the screen

I got a coffee the other day on a date night. Girl (I can say that, she had her pronouns on her nametag) turned the iPad around for me to pay. I shit you not, the options were 0%, 25%, 50%, and “100% if [barista’s name] knocked it out of the park today!” Who tf is falling for that?

Never liked carbonated drinks with a straw anyway. Something about it just fucks up the texture