The Mario Party is a monarchist platform. Don’t be fooled by the slick marketing and colorful characters; you go in to be a toad and end up a goomba.
I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about! Yes, the democratic party and the republican party both yell and scream…but there is a lot of screaming with Mario Party too!
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOST MY STAR TO MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY KONG???!!! I WAS JUST SITTING HERE, AND PEACH LANDS ON CHANCE TIME, AND NOW I’M OUT A STAR??? THATS BULLSHIT!!!”
And then you stab your friend in the knee with a fork.
Mario Party gets violent when you drink. Best to stick to Mario Kart. Nobody ever got hurt drinking and driving.
Tax the rich with blue shells
Republican brain should be depicted as considerably smaller though
Maybe the brain got swollen from all that horse paste?
The Democrats stood behind a zombie for way longer than they should have… I think the politicians in the party are just as small brain
While I agree that Mario would be a better choice than what we currently have, he’s basically unelectable. His residence in the Mushroom Kingdom, ethnic accent, and the considerable amount of skeletons in his closet would be a buffet for the corpo media empires.
Mario Party would make the country even more divided… 😮💨
Nah hes an immigrant, he has zero chances
Mario and Luigi were born and raised in Brooklyn.
What about the Lemon Party?
they already said Republican party